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Why are we all doing this?

I am more than slightly surprised to score the same as Bag (to whom a tip of the virtual hat). Although he has discarded his beard and sandals for a metaphorical white collar now, he is much more the real techie than me - a mere wannabe. I fear he may have a better approximation to a life. Although, thinking about it, I can't remember when I last logged on to Second Life without noticing he was there...

As for our diabolical friend, I really don't know what to say. If you are "ueber cool", dear boy, you are emphatically NOT a nerd. You may perhaps be in the wrong line of business. Maybe that's why you say you are better at blogging than earning a living? says I'm a Slightly Dorky Nerd King.  What are you?  Click here!